THIS ME,MYSELF AND I

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I'm on Facebook, watching everyone like these things.

And everyone’s like “OMG DATZ SO FUNNY N ORIGINAL!!!!1!!!ONE!”

And I’m thinking...

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Greatest pickup line? Or GREATEST pickup line?

You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?

Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.

You: Really? I have a goldfish.

Her: What?

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Paris under the snow (by Gregory Bastien)

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New Design Doublebreasted Detachable Collar Woolen by Lifemagic

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shorrty:

Girl: We’re best friends right?

Boy: Yes, of course.

Girl: So be honest with me, who do you like?

Boy: No one. I love someone.

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“If anything happens to you, I’ll be beside you (as long as I’m not busy or having my own problem.”

But He says,

Say: “Nothing shall ever...

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